A Zoo is Naming Cockroaches After Your Ex this Valentine’s Day!

Not everyone can be as gracious about break-ups as Ariana Grande in ‘Thank U Next’. Sometimes, it takes having a cockroach officially named after your ex to make you feel better. And Hemsley Conservation Centre in Kent, England is helping to make that happen. Talk about a healthy, fulfilling way to move on from a trashy relationship.

 

Perhaps vermin is the only apt description for that ex of yours, in which case this is the perfect remedy. This Valentine’s Day, have a cockroach be named after your ex at Hemsley’s ‘Valentine Cockroach Promotion’ for a mere £1.50. That satisfaction is definitely worth every last dollar.  

 

If you donate to the zoo, that name you never want to see again will be displayed on the ‘Roach Board’ in the cockroach pen – the Hall of Fame for rotten exes. This golden opportunity also entitles you to a lovely certificate for you to be proud you took this step! In England, the certificate also grants you free entry into the zoo to spot another ex in the snake pen.

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